Thursday, October 05, 2006

The List of Succession

Vice President - Richard "Dick" Cheney

Speaker of the House - FIRED! Dennis "Denny" Hastert FIRED! -- Nancy Pelosi

President Pro Tempore of the Senate - FIRED! Theodore "Tubes" Stevens FIRED! -- Robert Byrd

Secretary of State - Condoleezza Rice

Secretary of the Treasury - John W. Snow

Secretary of Defense - FIRED! Donald H. Rumsfeld FIRED! -- Robert Gates

Attorney General - FIRED! Alberto "Torture?" Gonzales FIRED! (8/27/2006)

Secretary of the Interior - Dirk Kempthorne

Secretary of Agriculture - Mike Johanns

Secretary of Commerce - Carlos M. Gutierrez

Secretary of Labor - Elaine Chao

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Michael Orkerlund Leavitt

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Alphonso Roy Jackson

Secretary of Transportation - Mary Peters

Secretary of Energy - Samuel Bodman

Secretary of Education - Margaret Spellings [why]

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - James Nicholson

Secretary of Homeland Security - Michael Chertoff

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last updated 8/25/2007

NOTE: All struck names should be removed from office prior to January 20, 2009 for this effort to be considered successful.

UDPATE: 11/9/06 : Rumsfeld Gone! Woohoo!!

UPDATE: 8/27/07 : Gonzales and Rove Gone! Double Yeehaw!!!

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